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What's YOUR fav type of blood?
BLAH, BLAH, BLAH
Its not easy being immortal, seriously good looking, lightning fast, all while being conscious and caring for the mortals we live among. If you are mortally challenged and are seeking an alternative lifestyle, read on. We'll offer any advice we can to help you make informed decisions. No, we're not professionals, but we are a few thousand years old, and they say wisdom comes with age, no?
After all, we too were once human...
...lol, jk.
After all, we too were once human...
MUAA HA HA HA HAAA!
...lol, jk.